We should clearly punish the innocent to sent an example for the wicked…
I created this chart in response to this news.
The iPrint
I’m so excited. Apple has just released a preview of it’s new iPrint. Finally a printer that looks good, is completely compatible with all my hardware and will just work instead of 5 hours of screaming and troubleshooting. Apple claims that the design is almost perfectly silent, prints 11 pages per minute and the ink cartridges are loaded into the back so you don’t chance mucking up the print heads. It connects via bluetooth and wifi so no need for oddly shaped cords; Plug it into the power and it’s ready. Apple says the device will be available for purchase in early March but you can preorder through their website in a couple weeks.
I’m addicted to stress…
Okay, still not done with all the other crazy stuff I’ve got going on for the site, but while I’m at it, take a gander at some shots from my recent work. One for for an upcoming indie film called Dr. G. Look it up. The other shoot was an It Gets Better campaign show featuring the talented Colton Ford and Amanda Lepore. Enjoy!
A comparison…
So, I like to doodle out my photo ideas because if i don’t then I tend to forget them. I wanted to share one of these contrasted with the actual image I took just to show the similarities/difference. Some people have told me they look completely different and others have told me they look the same. Everybody agrees that I’m strange for doodling. Hope you think this is funny:
Sometimes I do strange things…
The other day I was browsing craigslist and found an ad for somebody looking for photographers willing to pretend to be papparazzi for a film. It paid $10. So of course I replied. I brought a buddy of mine and we and another photog had a great time. Here’s a few of the images I grabbed while there.
You can also see in the last image where I live as viewed from Manhattan. My giant apartment complex looks so little from like 3 miles away.
ginger beer…
Today I’d like to talk about things you do when you’re naked. Or maybe you don’t but I do. Either way, they are things that happen when one or possibly more theoretical humans are in the nude.
Ever do that thing where you’re getting dressed and while you’re putting your underwear on you manage to snag a foot or a toe on part of the fabric? Or maybe you just miss the hole entirely and plant your toes on the elastic because you’re coordinated like that. I do that. Isn’t it scary, that moment of panic where you’re teetering toward the floor but you don’t know what to do because you’re naked and helpless and only have one leg to stand on?
Have you ever been in the bathroom and noticed your ass in the mirror and just thought to yourself “Ya know, I haven’t actually looked at my own ass in three weeks. Weird.”? I just did that.
I enjoy decadence. I love to do very decadent things. One of the decadent things I enjoy doing is taking a long bath while watching a movie or reading a book. I like a large glass of wine on my left and some sort of snack like prosciutto on my right. So, the other day I decided to substitute my drink for ginger beer(which is not actually beer). Have you ever had this stuff? I took one swig, sprayed it all over the bathtub and screamed “HOLY CRAP GINGER!” … I would recommend trying it.